Originally posted on March 30th, 2005

5 Ways to Train Your Man to Get Every Last Drop Inside the Bowl…

1. Line the floor around the toilet with issues of his favorite sports magazine. Since we know a man will never actually bend down and pick up anything that is on the floor, he will be very careful not to drip on them. Note: when trying this, it is very important that you use only sports magazines. If you use issues of Playboy or some other T & A magazine, you may end up needing to wipe down the floor and the walls…

2. Put a handful of cheerios in the toilet. Men love simple, mindless games that challenge their motor skills. This is why they stand in line for hours to purchase the latest games on X-box. When he sees the cheerios floating in the toilet, his first inclination will [...]

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“Do Not”

Posted on April 16th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

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Happy Tax Day, Americans!

Posted on April 15th, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Today’s the big day, so I hope you get your taxes postmarked by midnight (I prefer to submit mine online), and unlike myself, I hope you get a refund! But just think, once it’s done, you don’t have to do them for another year. -)

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Hello There

Posted on April 8th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

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The Real Tax Debate

Posted on April 7th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Here’s a cold reality that none of the presidential candidates want to tell you: A shrinking number of Americans are bearing an ever bigger share of the nation’s income tax burden. Is that fair? is it sticking the rich with what they deserve? Or is it a sign of a growing social problem? As you file your tax return, and as the candidates cite assorted half-truths about U.S. taxes, those questions are worth our attention - as long as we face the surprising facts.

The first surprise for most people is the large proportion of Americans who actually get money back - not a refund, but a net payment-through the income tax system is huge. …

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Increasing Womens Effeciency

Posted on April 4th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

This is mostly targeted toward the workplace and how when there isn’t a man available for the job to get a woman to work at maximum efficiency.

  1. Pick young married women. They usually have more sense of responsibility than their unmarried friends, they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.
  2. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals

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